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[TheTexasCichlidMasacre]

for sale... is my wife... 31yo... loves to spend money on games on her iphone... but apparently spending money on fish is silly even though i can sell my stuff and get money back for it...

 

Is disobedient ... but is a great cook... but at times she gets moody and expects me to cook....

 

her bark is worse then her bite... but beware sometimes her bite is pretty bad...

 

all attitude no grattitude is a saying the purchaser can use to stir her up...

 

works hard ... but still sleeps alot... reads kindle and doesnt hear a word you say... even the important convos...

 

smells hell awesome... until she farts...

 

has no sense of smell so the only person you are gonna hurt by locking the electric windows in the car is yourself...

 

is a softy with a heart of gold with a heap of mood swings thrown in to make her interesting...

 

let me know if you dare to dream...

 

willing to take offers... but please no offers of threesomes... cause i know you're only after me... 

 

ps... ive been feeding her on a strictly NLS only diet... and she has coloured up like a gem... no fake tan on this chicky...!

Edited by TheTexasCichlidMasacre, 22 January 2014 - 08:45 AM.

[sajica]

Sounds alright.

 

How does she go at making sandwiches? Is she sports/ motorsports tolerant? Is she litter/ toilet trained?

 

 

There's always a risk when buying secondhand, as you might be buying someone else's problems Are you trading up to the new model?

Edited by saj, 21 January 2014 - 09:04 AM.

[Westie]

Have you tried a varied diet? I have some New Era. Could be worth a shot. And is this like those cat adoptions, where you have to provide a "forever" home? Or is this just a short term lease? And how much are you chasing?

Edited by Jason82, 21 January 2014 - 09:24 AM.

[Peckoltia]

Every good thread needs pictures.

[Fox]

Before I even consider to place an offer, Has she been spade? I don't need anymore fry.
4's enough.

[Jules]

As per the T&Cs a price must be stated....

haha....

[Naraic]

I would definitely try adding Spirulina to the diet, is she aggresive towards other females. I would hate my colony to be disrupted.

[Shane-o88]

Be interested in the price, might have a little room left to add another to my collection if the price is right

[MadDocker]

Test drives before handing over $$?

[Mattymak]

Hahahaha ^

[bigjohnnofish]

why would someone want a second one... when you already have one at home thats prob just the same with a different cover on it

[Morley Aquariums]

If you cant sell you may need to consider culling

[Westie]

in the freezer

[dazzabozza]

Proven breeder? Has she ever held?

[malawiman85]

Pfft. Good luck trying to get rid of yours. I cant get rid of mine. Probably good because if she did go, I would be stuck looking after all our juvies on my own.

[sandgroper]

Has she spat any fry or does she still swallow.

[TheTexasCichlidMasacre]

LOL

[DavidK]

Hahahahaha this thread is priceless

[TheTexasCichlidMasacre]

shes spat them twice before...

 

if your idea of time outs is fry savers or mini tanks.... your gonna be pretty pissed of when she has broken them all :/ gonna have to think outside the (fry saver, mini tank) box for a time out solution for this lunatic....

Sounds alright.

 

How does she go at making sandwiches? Is she sports/ motorsports tolerant? Is she litter/ toilet trained?

 

 

There's always a risk when buying secondhand, as you might be buying someone else's problems Are you trading up to the new model?

 

 

whats the point of a new model... one breaks ya balls then the new model turns out to be 2 affectionate... never one in the middle.... rather spend the money on new fish tanks? 

[mel.day92]

Ohahahaha.....I'm crying with laughter hahahah XD